Star Wars is coming

Just the other day, our office was attacked by the troopers!! Behold, I need to run now, don't want to get caught, all I have is a pendaflour saber, while they have light sabers!!

RUN!!!

Candid: Honda Accord

This photo was taken quite some time ago. When we were having my farewell (leaving my first official job) lunch at a Thai Restaurant in Sunway Mentari, opposite of Sunway Pyramid, we caught a glimpse of this HONDA ACCORD with its trunk opened. Well, its not just opened a little, its opened to the max. A picture is worth a million words, so let me just show it to you instead of babbling away.

Camwhoring??

Well, for all of the pretty, cute, sexy, and the not so girls, how often can they actually end up on the papers doing just that. Well, I think maybe a few or perhaps none. But these cam-whores, used award-winning photographer David Slater's camera to snap away.
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[Source: Pic1, News, ]

This is JPG!!

For those of are familiar with picture format, forget about loss-less, animated, progressive, transparent etc. 

I am fascinated with this. How is this done?

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How to park when no place for you

Well, ever drove around the parking lot cursing every-car infront of you which miraculously able to get a parking but not you. How you stalk those people carrying their bags and keys looking for a car.

Well, I have seen some extreme where an old couple offer a ride to a young lady, well, the main thing is to get her parking, I have thought of doing this a lot of time, but never been able to do it cause afraid that people might freak out. So as the norm, I stalk them..lol

Well, here is another method you can use when there are no parking left. Refer to the simple picture below.
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Scream at your partner!!!

Well, as the title says, scream at your partner, but before you proceed to do that, just take a step back, and don't. Because the partner that I am mentioning is a different partner, its a partner that have been accompanying you more than any others these days. Well if you have some hard time figuring it out, it is your trusty cellphone! You used it to text your loved ones, call them take pictures of them, FB/twit them, IM them and the list goes on. It is by your side while you are asleep, and it wakes you up during the designated time. Some people even molest them unknowingly, notice how we always heard the fact that someone is able to snooze his/her phone for few hundreds of time before actually being really awake.

Ok, well, yelling at your current phone might do you no good, but what I am trying to say is that there might be a technology that is coming soon, which for some reason I highly doubt it, which is the ability to change sound energy into electrical energy. More people would be yelling into their phone if this were true, and the best thing is, loudspeaker, turn it on during a conference or just the music, and instant charge. Cool ain't it? But like all things 'coming soon', lets just hope that the 'soon' comes within 10 years time if not 100.

[Source: Newlaunches, Dailymail]

Not my post, just wanted to share

February the 14th means different things to different people. Some people embrace Valentines day for its kitschy, overpriced, blatant commercialism while some people just prefer to treat it like any other day on the calendar. Some people, like the folks at the AMD marketing team decided to get a potshot in on their arch rivals Intel. AMD shipped out a mug of chocolates that read simply " I <3 APU" - referring of course to the Stellar Fusion Platform -  with a note attached:

"I heard that Sandy B. broke your heart and wanted to let you know that I'm here for you. Oh, and I have a cousin from Llano, Texas I'd like to introduce you to soon - I think you two would really hit it off!

XOXO 
AMD Fusion APU"

Nice one AMD. Our resident troll couldn't have done better himself.


[Source:Endgadget]

Mitsubishi Lancer became Proton Inspira, Toyota Camry becomes?

Inspira came from Lancer is not anything new. 

Nor is the fact that you see a Proton Wira bearing the Mitsubishi badge. I always find it very discomforting when I see those Wira being modded and then they simply removed the Proton emblem and replaces it with Mitsubishi. 

Now, imagine these two scenarios

A) Taking a piece of shit and covering it in Gold

B) Taking a gold brick and covering it with Shit

I would usually say (A) goes to those people who put on those Mitsu badge over their proton.

But I have always thought why no one did the other way around, especially when the Inspira was launched, I thought will there be any Lancer or Evo X owner who put on a proton badge over their Mitsu. Now that will be (B).

Sadly, or perhaps lucky, I never found anyone doing that. But the same cant be said for the Toyota Camry. Picture as belows.

Will you do that to your car? Imagine Ferrari puts on the Perodua badge and fits the KANCIL word at the rear.

Big breast good for boss!

Many of you will agree that girls who have good figures (especially breast), seems to have a special place in the bosses heart.

But I believe this particular big "heart" cashier is loved by her employer even more than the rest, one of the main reason is that she has help to earn more revenue by just using her pair of breast.

Do you want to know how?
Well one thing is for sure, I don't have the picture of that cashier if you were wondering how big is it. But I have something for you.
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For more, go to failblog.org

Old saga taxi are out, coming in is Lancer?

How long has it been that the old faithful is here? The old driver trying to sell you his service in his beat-up old saga/iswara?

Once you are in, you are greeted with torn/worn out cushions and sunken seats. If you are lucky the air-cond is still cold. 

Now imagine that we hope from that to this!

It looks great right. Now on a totally different segment, I also bet that most of you have seen this happening around the world.

Which also means that:

And then you have our Malaysian version, I've seen them on highway numerous times, but lately not that often

Now for the issue!

If you are driving the new Proton Inspira, and next to you is the above, our police variant of the Evo X, I believe you will feel somewhat good. But, what if you are driving the Proton Inspira and driving in KL, every few cars you will see the all new Proton Inspira TAXI! I guess it can be rather demotivating to drive it, and value will be shot down. 

So should we get the new Inspira as our taxi like these countries are doing?

Or should we just stick to the old faithful?

Warning! Nipple ahead

Saw this pic while looking up on some tattoo, and it was creative yet weird. I definitely won't be doing things like this though.

I want to warn you first, what has been seen cannot be unseen. So please, brace yourself and look at your own risk ok.

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By the way

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This was my reaction

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And here is the tattoo

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Breaking News Digi Promoting Maxis?

Earlier today, when surfing the net, stumbled upon this, I didn't pay much attention until I notice someone mentioning the above title. See if you can spot it

Police fined

We always heard police saman, police find duit kopi etc. But how rare is it that polis kena saman? This here police fined by the GH of Sarawak I think.

A real good one, police fined and not police fine.

Now this fined police will have to find (not fine) the person who fines him. lol

The history of Digi Iphone4 encrypted message part 2

For the first part refer to History of Digi Iphone4 Encrypted for the post.

When I thought that Digi was very smart in their ads, I enjoy most their ads if not all. This time is no exception. From a goat, 4 apple, it became this

It is very funny indeed.

The history of Digi Iphone4 encrypted message

Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw.
He was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he is, he continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, although unable to speak, Samy insisted on sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.

Samy caught a chicken and showed it to the camera.
Next he took a goat, and showed it to the camera.
Finally he took a bag and displayed it in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clip. He said, "Samy is telling us that India has insufficient food because he showed us a chicken and a goat and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."

Mahathir watched silently then said,"No lah....what Samy is trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK.

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the old man for an explanation. Mahathir reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG." ("I am coming back" in Indian accent).


So on the digi's part, 4 apple, could actually mean  APPLE IPHONE 4, while the KAMBING is COMING, you get the rest
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For part 2, refer to History of Digi Iphone4 Encrypted part2

100th post

Well, recently at FB we were all having a good laugh at KFC's Colonel Sander's long lost twin. Hehe. He is my (Eldest) Uncle, we call him Uncle Long, the coolest uncle we have

Tesco problem, Gasoline problem

Was back in Shah Alam and went to Tesco to buy some groceries to bring back to Cyberjaya. Lets skip the whole story and just focus on two pictures, I believe no moderations are required.

Then later that night, we (me, Elmo, Wu, Little Karen) went to Puchong and hang out at SENSE Cafe and played MONOPOLY, lucky for us, we won the game. Hehe. But one thing is that I still dislike SENSE Cafe, primarily because I don't really like to go to Cafe due to the absurd price unless the stuff is really good, as for SENSE Cafe in Puchong IOI Mall New Wing, I hate it for its sound system, feels like someone is taking a sludge and hammering my chest. 

After that, we (me and Elmo) went to Sunway Pyramid to shop around, well she went shopping while I went around. Lol. Haha. While she was busy shopping, I was busy nothing-ing. 

Though I saw something rather funny or perhaps eye catching.

Then the night ended with us finally visiting the Gas-Online (a joke, its actually GASOLINE). 

I like this one

This was Elmo's Tomato Spaghetti, seriously bad!!

My Black Pepper Chicken. Very nice except the fries.

Then this kid was so annoying, running around and screaming, but then again, the mom was even annoying, she did not run around, but she screamed louder than him.

I laughed when I see this, didn't expect it.

Thats all folks